Emergency Services Interest Gifts

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Unexpected Error

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Grim reaper ambulance

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Helicopter

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"My God, now what?"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.