Emergency Services Interest Gifts

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'Is it urgent?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Grim reaper ambulance

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Helicopter

"My God, now what?"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'