Emergency Preparedness Advocate Gifts

You're never completely out of reach from disaster.

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Dorian Rebuilding

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Our war is against cancer."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Prepper Dog

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Small Government Is Here

"My God, now what?"

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Fire Assembly Point

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...