Emergency Dramatist Pillows

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

A man taking a bow

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

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"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'I called this emergency meeting to discuss the lack of respect I've been getting around here lately.'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

"It was touch and go for a while, but he's out of the woods now!"

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

'Never mind the dramatics, Watkins. Just read the treasurer's report.'

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"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

"I hate it when he stand at the window, takes a deep breath and says...THE CITY!"

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

Have I told you about my operation?

"Universal healthcare? Yes! I believe everyone has the right to all the healthcare I can bill them for."

Man raised flag of drowning women.

'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'