Desk Dramatist Pillows

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

John Masefield.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

James Barrie.

"Impartiality becomes you."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Eugene Ionesco

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

The Modern Godot

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'