Embroidery Enthusiast Pillows

Harps and Embroidery.

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

I quilt therefore I am

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Sew on a sequin!

Curtains haberdashery

"Hello?"

World's cheapest car

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

Johannes Gutenberg

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Patient after an appendix operation

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'It's just a first draft.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Woman tangled up ironing

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

"Iron Man Competition"