Embroidery Enthusiast Prints

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Harps and Embroidery.

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

I quilt therefore I am

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Sew on a sequin!

World's cheapest car

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Curtains haberdashery

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Hello?"

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

Johannes Gutenberg

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Patient after an appendix operation

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"Iron Man Competition"