Embroidering Pillows

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

I quilt therefore I am

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Arts and crafts

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

I love embroidery

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Sew on a sequin!

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Unplug and chill out."

Harps and Embroidery.

Iron Lady and Iron Man

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Punk Angel

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Romance over the Irons

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

Man ironing out a line graph.