Embroidering Pillows

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

I quilt therefore I am

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Arts and crafts

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

I love embroidery

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Sew on a sequin!

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Harps and Embroidery.

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Unplug and chill out."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

Punk Angel

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Iron Man Competition"

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Pressing Problem

Long suffering cricket wife