Embroidery Aficionado Pillows

Zorro, The Embroiderer

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

I quilt therefore I am

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

I love embroidery

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sew on a sequin!

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Pollsters

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

Harps and Embroidery.

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"