Embroidery Aficionado Pillows

Zorro, The Embroiderer

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

I quilt therefore I am

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Lovely dovetail."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

I love embroidery

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Sew on a sequin!

'Happy now?'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Harps and Embroidery.

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

Pollsters

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell