Embrace Admirer Pillows

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Love

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Sleeping Beauty

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Love Birds love just being together

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Sharp Eyes

'Your rhino, or mine?'

Cover story: Picasso

Landscape Artists

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"