Embrace Admirer Gifts

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Love

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Sleeping Beauty

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Love Birds love just being together

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Prisoner still life painting.

"It's a great work!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Sharp Eyes

'Picasso'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Landscape Artists

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"