'I'm not being bullied...it's from my boss.'
Email Etiquette Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the champions of good manners in emails? Our collection for email etiquette advocates combines wit and warmth, ideal for people who promote respectful digital communication. Whether they’re teachers, mentors, or everyday heroes, these thoughtful items encourage better email habits while adding a touch of personality. Show appreciation for their efforts with a gift that celebrates clarity, kindness, and professionalism—nothing says 'thank you' quite like a fun and functional present.
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'
"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."
"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"
"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."
"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."
"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"
"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."
"Can I help you?"
First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'
"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."
A tombstone reads: please note, I will no longer be answering emails. If this is urgent contact Cliff or Rhoda.
'I told you never to Facebook, Bebo, Hotmail, Yahoo, MSN or phone me at work...'
"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."
"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #
Would it be rude if I didn't follow them all back?
"Ignoring LinkedIn requests is the new 'get lost'."
"For the last time, Maurice! Don't send out curses by e-mail!"
'That's insubordination! How dare you type in all caps to me!'
'When I texted you all regarding the manner in which he died, I was disappointed by how many of you responded with 'lol'.'
'Twitter or tweet-free?'
14 days since the last inappropriate e-mail
Did you take the last cup and not make another pot?
"Email tone is tricky... I can never tell if they're wagging."
Online vs. Offline Behaviour
Tweet Others As You Would Have Them Tweet You.
"That was a typo. I need you to form a special task group."
'Put away that damned smartphone!'
"Stop hitting 'Reply All.'"
'Will that be the constantly looking down at smart phones section or family that talks to each other section?'
"Every time I close my correspondence with 'warm regards' I feel a little creepy."
Tuesday Afternoon at the Osaka No-Tell Motel
A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.
'Dude, you can't tweet condolences! That demands the gravitas of an email.'
Email Etiquette Advocate Gifts Collection
Email Etiquette Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for email etiquette advocates—perfect for fostering good manners during every coffee break.
Email Etiquette Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows designed for email etiquette champions—because good manners deserve a comfy spot to rest and reflect.
Email Etiquette Advocate Prints
Discover inspiring prints for email etiquette enthusiasts—reminders to stay kind and professional in every message.
Email Etiquette Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for email advocates—make a statement about digital civility with style and humor.