Email Conqueror Pillows

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Office Olympics.

E-mail

Rage.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Computer Gamers.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

'Somehow, we must slow down her homework output...'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.