Elemental Empath Gifts

An infinite loop of disasters

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

The Golfing Accident

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Couple

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Bring your problems to work day.

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Unhappy clown.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"Try to put yourself in other people's shoes."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"I sense fear."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."