Humanitarian Empath Gifts

In search of the American dream...

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

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Crossing USA Mexico Border

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

RDC

Quiz

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

No safe haven

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."

Merker & Migrants

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Genocide in Gaza

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

'I realize working in the Complaints Department can be tough. But it must be a thrill to work with the public on a daily basis.'

Road construction

'I wish I could be your boss for a week and you could be the secretary.'

"The cage is not to torture Assad but for our own safety!"