Elegant Event Attendee Gifts

Husband and wife at the races.

Sloaney Pony.

Wine Lady

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Glyndebourne

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"Any apologies for absence?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"