Electronics Store Worker Gifts

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

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Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Men's Prayer Group.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Widescreen TV.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Bob's DIY Store

'Super size me!!'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"Proper I.Q. required"

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Children line up to talk to Santa

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

Pork Lift

Service plan 24-7

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.