Electronically Engaged Pillows

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

A heart shaped cake

Romantic Giraffes

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"You're the lid to my pot."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Cow in love'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Bear Costume