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"I can deal with the conceptual art and the electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

George Michael

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

Mozart on a computer,

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'