Digital Music Lover T-Shirts

'Have you figured out how to download music yet?'

Downloading.

The Christmas Choir of St. Nomophobia

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

A Fairytale Update

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael

Triangle

At the rock concert...

Mozart on a computer,

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Michael Jackson

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Spring Training

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.