Digital Music Aficionado T-Shirts

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Mozart on a computer,

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''