Digital Music Aficionado T-Shirts

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Mozart on a computer,

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Elvis Presley

Rap music

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''