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Spelling Bee: "Can you use the word in the form of a meme?"

Instagram Speed camera

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

The Digital Family

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Smartphone Sonogram

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

"Get closer to the leaves with the most color. C’mon, this will be a great screen saver!"

Facebook/Meta

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

'Polly wants on-line.'