Digital Culture Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"I've got a new internet filter. Hate speech, malicious agitation, cat videos and fake news don't show up anymore."

"Customers who bought this item also bought this item."

"Ha! Check out this guy's post. Hilarious..."

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"This year Sammy was determined not to forget to count the Omer."

"Could any objects to the wedding be sent to #WEDDINGSOFF."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Computer Bore

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

The Digital Family

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Fact amnesty"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"