Digital Music Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

iClaudius MP3 player

The Computer Bore

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Mozart on a computer,

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Guitar Man.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"The Just Me Band"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Serenading

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"