Electronic Music Lover Pillows

"I can deal with the conceptual art and the electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

Mozart on a computer,

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."