Election Year Strategist T-Shirts

F&E Marketing and Advertising. Election years are the hardest! It's tough to sell guys like this new political client. To begin with, he has IRS problems. Let's says "He's an experienced tax-cutter." He also took bribes to pay off his debts. That's great! We'll spin it that "he knows how to balance a budget!" He gave public sector jobs to unqualified family members. "He's lowered unemployment." And he has high unfavorable ratings across the political spectrum. Perfect! We'll call him

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Trump Poutine

Tariff Wars

The Greek Trampoline

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"I think it was an election year."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

The following is a paid political announcement.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

We Used to Build Things

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

State of the Union

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."