'Our jobs would be a lot easier if the taxpayers and the voters weren't the same darn people!'
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"Good boy."
The president's men
'If only every year was an election year.'
"What was I thinking?!"
Israel/Palestine Conflict
'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'
Tariff Wars
The Greek Trampoline
"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."
'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'
'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'
Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'
We Used to Build Things
An American flag being hung by Trump's tie
Palin 2012
'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'
"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"
'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'
With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.
Jerry Brown.
Stephen Harper Soliliquizes
Hillary Clinton and American politics.
"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."
'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'
"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."
Impotent Democracy
CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
Ah Democracy - Just Like Home
"With great power comes great reward."
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