Electoral Strategist T-Shirts

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

"Now I'll tell you why I was happy talking to you for so long. My husband is standing for the opposition and I've just stopped you canvassing for 2 hours!"

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Tariff Wars

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Greek Trampoline

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

We Used to Build Things

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"With great power comes great reward."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

Impotent Democracy

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

Vladimir Putin.