Electoral Strategist Mugs

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

"Now I'll tell you why I was happy talking to you for so long. My husband is standing for the opposition and I've just stopped you canvassing for 2 hours!"

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Tariff Wars

The Greek Trampoline

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"With great power comes great reward."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Vladimir Putin.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris