Election Year Strategist Pillows

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Tariff Wars

Trump Poutine

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Greek Trampoline

"I think it was an election year."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

The following is a paid political announcement.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Euro Bait

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Hillary Clinton and American politics.

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."