Election Processes Pillows

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Away with the warmonger!"

Quality Control

'If only every year was an election year.'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Elections

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Joe Biden

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'