Political Elections Pillows

Susan Collin

"I didn't want a 'yes-man' as Chancellor. I wanted a 'yes sir I'll do anything you want please, please just tell me what to do' man."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Political convention

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Russian Election.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Joe Biden

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'