Political Elections Pillows

Susan Collin

Dictator, Interrupted

Free Market Monsters

"I didn't want a 'yes-man' as Chancellor. I wanted a 'yes sir I'll do anything you want please, please just tell me what to do' man."

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Political convention

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Trump Poutine

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service