Election Processes T-Shirts

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Quality Control

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Trump Poutine

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

The Russian Election.

Elections

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Joe Biden

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'