Election Cynic Gifts

"...And now a broadcast on behalf of the totally disinterested party."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

The first accurate poll.

"Would you say your politics are middle of the road?"

Finally, a news network that doesn't fill me up...it's 97 fact free!

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

"Son, remember - its possible most politicians lie - it's the American way."

"Call me a cockeyed optimist, but I think we can fool all the people all the time!"

"Oh you know, insider trading and fudging the number before lunch and then some fraud in the afternoon. How was your day?"

Politician's mask

'He's an inspiration to us all -- he evaded the draft, taxes, AND questions.'

"I don't know what's wrong lately. Railing at the fed doesn't make him happy any more."

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

WORLD ENDS TODAY!, 'You say that like it's a BAD thing.'

"I prefer a politician who is deeply religious but also doesn’t take any of that nonsense seriously."

'Never read it,mate-too much doom and gloom in it!'

'I demand cut-backs, austerity measures and belt tightening. . . well, forget the belt tightening.'

'No need to worry about this recession. When this one is over there'll be another lined up.'

Ballot box with Out of Order vending machine attached.

"How dare you liken me to an Evening Standard journalist?"

'It looks like another victim of the economy!'