Election Commentary Pillows

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.