Election Commentary Prints

Mainstream media news flash: Sarah Palin is not eligable to be president!

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Nation-building never works."

Reagacentennial

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Trump Poutine

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Laughingstock

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.