Conservative Commentary Prints

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Reagacentennial

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"AI chat bot"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."