Conservative Commentary Mugs

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Laughingstock

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump Poutine

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"AI chat bot"

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."