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Boris Johnson
Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate
Theresa May
"Well...you're obviously not a compassionate conservative!"
"Today's top story; Trump's plan to invade and conquer Mexico finally unifies divided Republican Party."
Voice of the GOP
'The Republican't Party!'
Conservative Choice.
'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'
Why the GOP lost the election!: 'Are you a pure enough conservative?'
'The media is so unfair to Sarah Palin. . .'
Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.
"He's taken a turn to the right."
MAGA/GOP
Trump to Fax: Drop Dead
Reagacentennial
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"Nation-building never works."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"
Trump Poutine
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
Laughingstock
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
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