Elder Care Awareness Day Pillows

"My butt is loose!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Healthcare declaration

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

Caution Student Driver.

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Fetch the Walker

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

Care Home Eject Button.

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."