Egyptomania Lover Pillows

Mummy Tourists

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sphinx Food

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"No not the puppy please"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"We forgot his Teddy bear."

'Somebody got some sun.'

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

In deep denile!

2 mummies...

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

The Mummy's curse