Egyptomania Lover Mugs

Mummy Tourists

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Bugger!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sphinx Food

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"No not the puppy please"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

2 mummies...

"Those knuckleheads!"

In deep denile!

Unravel me.

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"We forgot his Teddy bear."

'Somebody got some sun.'

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

The Mummy's curse