Egypt Lover Mugs

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'I know what you're thinking.'

'My final offer.'

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"No not the puppy please"

Fun on the pyramids

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

In deep denile!

"He died young."

'Somebody got some sun.'

2 mummies...

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

"We forgot his Teddy bear."