Egypt Lover Pillows

I'm sick of living on the top floor.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Bugger!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'I told you it would fit.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'I know what you're thinking.'

'My final offer.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"No not the puppy please"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Mummy Tourists

Fun on the pyramids

2 mummies...

'Somebody got some sun.'

In deep denile!

Unravel me.

"Those knuckleheads!"

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

"We forgot his Teddy bear."