Egyptian Mythology Lover Mugs

'I'll take a pyramid, clad in limestone and king size.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Medusa and Perseus.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

King Madras

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

Tristan and Isolde

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.