Egyptology Fans Pillows

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Egyptian snail...

Tut and Carmen.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Pyramid catflap...

Sphinx Comes Alive

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Mummy's Purse...

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sphinx Food

Pyramids exploding.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"No not the puppy please"

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'