Egyptophile Pillows

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"That's a wrap..!"

Disraeli's Suez Canal Purchase

Ancient Egyptian Bird.

Egyptian Cruise

"We forgot his Teddy bear."

Egyptian washing line...

pyramid empties...

In deep denile!

Aida

2 mummies...

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Do you take cyrptocurrency?"

Gamal Abdel Nasser (2nd president of Egypt )

Hosni Mubarak

"No not the puppy please"

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Whoa, I just had a terrible thought...do you suppose 5,000 years from now, these mooks are going to get all the credit?'

Pyramid Perspective.

"Ahh, King Tut-tut Pshaw - ever the master of understatement."

Tut and Carmen.

Physician tending a mummy.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"