Egotistical Adventurer Gifts

Marketing: 'Now walk nonchalantly in front of me and remember: you don't know me! Ok?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Where the wild things were."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Shoot For The Moon

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Bird sitting on a wing.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Sticking out tongue

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Chattanooga choo choo

'I told you to sip it!'

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

Other Fiction

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

Best Pals

Palm Reading

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"You there - shoo!"

"Well, we're all in agreement. We must be overlooking something."