Ego-driven Adventurer Gifts

"It's fast, drinks petrol and costs a fortune. It's our most ego-friendly model."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Child in a bear suit.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Astronaut

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Son of Alien.

Scary Face at Window

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"You there - shoo!"

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

Sam Jackson

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

Zoo Employees

'Oh good, valet parking.'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Nosferatu-D2

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

Michael Crichton.