Egotistical Adventurer Prints

Marketing: 'Now walk nonchalantly in front of me and remember: you don't know me! Ok?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Where the wild things were."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Shoot For The Moon

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

An old lady Kitesurfing

Sticking out tongue

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'I told you to sip it!'

Chattanooga choo choo

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Best Pals

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

Other Fiction

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Palm Reading

"You there - shoo!"

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

"Well, we're all in agreement. We must be overlooking something."

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'