Eggstraordinary Humor Seeker Gifts

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

'We have three minutes left.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

Russian eggs.

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

I only lay egg whites.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

'John and Yolko.'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

Easter Bunny

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.